This is what my 20 month old can accomplish in under 60 seconds:
...pull 15 boxes of shoes off my shelves and de-box them
...pour a whole shaker of salt all over the couch, floor, rug
...pull all the books off the shelf and rip out the pages of at least one
...crawl out of the bathtub and pee on the bathroom and hall floor
...open the child proof latch under the kitchen sink, retrieve the windex, and spray the walls, doors, floor, and himself
...shake the torchierre lamp and knock at least one breakable thing off the wall into pieces
...open the pantry door and pour cereal all over the kitchen floor
...unpack the pajama, sock and underwear drawer in Emma's room
...find a pile of dog poop outside and eat a piece
...turn on the outside water faucet and soak himself in 45 degree weather
...bite so hard it leaves marks for the rest of the day
...escape out of an open door and run into the neighbors garage and find a golf club to swing at someone
...realize I have forgotten to close my office door and dryerase the walls, chairs, floor
...realize I have forgotten to close my bedroom door and pull out every drawer in my jewelry armoire and scatter 15 years worth of jewelry all over the floor
...realize I have forgotten to close the bathroom door and fill the toilet with toilet paper and plastic farm animals
So I ask you...When is a mom EVER supposed to go the the bathroom?
