Friday, December 24, 2010

Texas Mud Flaps

This hare is how we do thangs round hare.  Flatbed trailer loaded with boxes full a' Christmas gear but still wontin' ta do a little mud dobbin' in the ole' family truck?  No problem.  We got some a' that ole carpet we done tore outa our house after the dawg had dem puppies.  That'll do right nicely for some mud flaps.  Everyone's starin' cause they ain't never seen no engineerin' like this, not even in the Walmarts parkin' lot.  No siree.  This here's an O-riginal D-zine.  I may even stop sellin' whiskey an playin' the lotto (even though Grandma Meg done won $50 last week) and get me one a them fancy patens. 

1 comment:

El Swift said...

Perfectly utilitarian. I could use a smaller version for my bicycle.